Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

reallifemoonmoon:

fargoniac:

inspacewereallaustralians:

coolnerdynursingstudent:

no-butigotcheezwhiz:

thesketcherlass:

tinysquidrachel:

swordwall:

small-home-repair-vikings:

spooky-son-of-rome:

carpebutts:

whisperwhisk:

seananmcguire:

snowysauropteryx:

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not

Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater

Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it

HALSAKAJKAKSK

Reblogging purely for that last one.

Just imagine how we tell our tale of landing in another system to aliens:

Alien: so why did humanity get out here so quickly? Surely theres more Important things needing to be done on earth?

Human: well you see davw an i made a drunken bet that i could never lick an alien. So i wanted to win the bet. Im so sorry about this…

Alien: HUMAN NO STOP

I’ve only seen this fabled post in screenshots

Oh god its here. Its in my feed. I am so honored. Oh this is a glorious day!

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cantanopeshitthatwastaken:

piebutt:

rhazberriquartz:

suicunesrider:

marydaydream:

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I love new designs so much

Old designs: the same woman wearing different makeup/hair/clothing

New designs: GOOD CHARACTER ARTISTRY 101

Old designs: specifically made to sell toys. Toys that only had one mold because it was cost effective. But was still a fun show.

New designs: actually gets to go full scale artistry and story telling without worrying about selling toys.

old designs: lesbians

new designs: assorted lesbians 

the old designs look like they’re from adult swim

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niggazinmoscow:

This Pitbull gave birth and she put all of her puppies in her owners lap 

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Bye I’m crying 😩❤️❤️❤️❤️

(Source: twitter.com)


niggazinmoscow:

This Pitbull gave birth and she put all of her puppies in her owners lap 

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Bye I’m crying 😩❤️❤️❤️❤️

(Source: twitter.com)


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niggazinmoscow:

This Pitbull gave birth and she put all of her puppies in her owners lap 

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Bye I’m crying 😩❤️❤️❤️❤️

(Source: twitter.com)


niggazinmoscow:

This Pitbull gave birth and she put all of her puppies in her owners lap 

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Bye I’m crying 😩❤️❤️❤️❤️

(Source: twitter.com)


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loumargi:

Arthur Loureiro / Australia 1853–1932

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fuckyeahwarriorwomen:

kaytee-cakes:

slythwolf:

rgfellows:

micdotcom:

when you break a world record, but a man comes in second (x)

And it’s worth note that Ledecky didn’t just win the 800 freestyle- she obliterated it:

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Thats her. And those specks in the distance are her competitors. The second place swimmer was 11 SECONDS behind her. 11 seconds is FOREVER in something like this. Most second place swimmers in most races finish fractions of a second behind the first place swimmer.

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Her finishing with none of her competitors in sight. And that yellow line is the previous world record’s pace. Ledecky is more than a full body length ahead.

Which, btw, she did in the 400m freestyle earlier in the games. Seen here:

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(The previous world record in this race was held by her, to begin with, btw. As well as the 3 world record times preceding that one.)

So to sum it up: Yeah, Phelps is one of the most decorated Olympic swimmers ever etc etc but him getting silver means jack in the face of the actual-human-avatar-of-Poseidon that is Katie Ledecky. 

11 (ELEVEN) SECONDS FUCK THE WHAT THIS IS NOT GETTING ENOUGH COVERAGE. i should have had that information before now

IM SO FUCKING PROUD OF KATIE IDC HOW MANY YEARS AGO THIS WAS

Kathleen Genevieve Ledecky is an American competitive swimmer. She has won five Olympic gold medals and 14 world championship gold medals, the most in history for a female swimmer. She is the current world record holder in the women’s 400-, 800-, and 1500-meter freestyle.

- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Ledecky

(Source: mic.com)


fuckyeahwarriorwomen:

kaytee-cakes:

slythwolf:

rgfellows:

micdotcom:

when you break a world record, but a man comes in second (x)

And it’s worth note that Ledecky didn’t just win the 800 freestyle- she obliterated it:

image

Thats her. And those specks in the distance are her competitors. The second place swimmer was 11 SECONDS behind her. 11 seconds is FOREVER in something like this. Most second place swimmers in most races finish fractions of a second behind the first place swimmer.

image

Her finishing with none of her competitors in sight. And that yellow line is the previous world record’s pace. Ledecky is more than a full body length ahead.

Which, btw, she did in the 400m freestyle earlier in the games. Seen here:

image

(The previous world record in this race was held by her, to begin with, btw. As well as the 3 world record times preceding that one.)

So to sum it up: Yeah, Phelps is one of the most decorated Olympic swimmers ever etc etc but him getting silver means jack in the face of the actual-human-avatar-of-Poseidon that is Katie Ledecky. 

11 (ELEVEN) SECONDS FUCK THE WHAT THIS IS NOT GETTING ENOUGH COVERAGE. i should have had that information before now

IM SO FUCKING PROUD OF KATIE IDC HOW MANY YEARS AGO THIS WAS

Kathleen Genevieve Ledecky is an American competitive swimmer. She has won five Olympic gold medals and 14 world championship gold medals, the most in history for a female swimmer. She is the current world record holder in the women’s 400-, 800-, and 1500-meter freestyle.

- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Ledecky

(Source: mic.com)


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jigglypuffsvevo:

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

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bunjywunjy:

monsieurenjlolras:

russiacore:

me giving you a heartfelt gift: Patch Of Moss

this is absolutely a witch’s familiar gathering ingredients

he’s trying to collect enough turf for a soccer match

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midnight-summerx:

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‘Young Priestess’ - William Adolphe Bouguereau

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(Source: twerklina)

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